I'm on the pursuit of happiness.

she’s so hot. and i’m straight.

me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. happiness never decreases from being shared.
 -buddha

da fuq is this

“i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection

When you see your best friend somewhere unexpectedly

The ghetto mother fucker you become when you’re mad.

omg this is so me

You see a bitch wearing a hoodie, some booty shorts and some ugg boots …

*you all like BITCH IS YOU HOT OR IS YOU COLD*

When someone asks you to do something and you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute

BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.